And so it was, the summer pilgrimage to Chateau PP to pass judgement on the new de/ick.
A massive undertaking to be sure. Waaaay to small for a large hash gathering but a nice sized
de/ick for a cozy circle after a winter run when all the soft cocks are cozily tucked up under their
doonas on a monday night.
 
In CAPT PUGWASH's words "The hare, a sadistic barstard, set a one kilometre loop at the start to
sort out the weaklings, then straight into the scrub, through the endless dunes of the 2nd hole at
the Royal Canberra Golf Club, past Lord Pete's place, through the post apocalyptic ruins of the
brickworks and after that the Kilometres started to roll into one another". 
 
And in the words of the double act SOFTY and BIG BOUY "Substantial trail, Robust markings, ill
give him a 69 and ill give her one"
 
Only two verses to the hare song tonight.
Visitors: SNIFFER, NEED HER, TRIPLE TONGUE, KNEE DEEP
Return knees: PUGWASH, TUSKER, GNASH, MIGHTY (and her attachments), CAF,  GOBBLES,
SQTR, EGO
 
There was then a disturbing interlude whilst SEXCHANGE satisfied his foot fetish. KNEE DEEP was
brought in for the GM to foot-ogle, then KWINE who had at least eight inches of hot pulsating feet
following by FLUID MOVEMENT who was piss paddling as usual and was proud to whip her
foot-longs out.
 
FLUID MOVEMENT was congratulated for being the only Valentine themed hasher at the circle. She
was joined by all the red shirt wearers. WEATHERMAN related the story of grand larceny which
occured at the ladies run from his place only a couple of weeks ago. Apparently BABBLING saw
an opportunity to dump all of her unwanted goods and chatels and Chris Cringles onto the hash
and set them up on a table in WEATHERMANs living room. Never one to pass up a bargain, a 
purplely coloured hasher was last seen staggering out the front door with a sack full of goods and
chatels, a lounge suite, the table, and the rug that the table was standing on.
 
In other news; EGO was accused of following trail that were actually dead animal bones, the dirty
American Trumpsters complained bitterly about having to stay with the PPs and being forced to 
drink cold beer, only have a choice of 7 different kinds of milk, eat lobster 4 times a week and
put up with the incessant hammering and drilling noises coming from the de/ick area.
 
GERBILS and RAMBO exhibited acute lateness. The Americans were called out for being Prude
and Crude at the same time (coming from a country where bare breasts are forbidden on the TV,
however, its considered normal behaviour for someone to keep a brace of children locked in a
basement for 20 years) Woo Hooo USA USA.
 
CRASH and BURN was accused of drawing cocks all over Queanbeyan. FUDGIT was
admonished by SEXCHANGE for knocking back a lift from the Cotter last week.
POP TART once again spat the dummy over a drinks waiter related incident.
 
All military personnel were thanked once again by the pack. (We never tire of that) 
JR, TURKEY SLAP, POPTART andf SNIFFER had birthdays. BIG BOUY 649 and SOFTY 449
Crackers of the weeks wents to C and B and the Dray.
 
I dont know how the Hash Dray managed to get Coopers Extra Stout into the bucket but a big thank
you to CRYING DICK for doing so. However BEWARE, them suckers are 6.3% alcohol and 1.9
standard drinks !!! Oh and bring back DATE DIVER - we all miss you.
 
On On to GOBBLES and COUNT HER FEIT's last stand at Fort Conder in the deep south.
And, see you all at Nash Hash